PinnedLindsay Rae BrowninAbout Me StoriesAbout Me — Lindsay Rae BrownWriting through the stress…usually in a unicorn onesie.Mar 19, 202134Mar 19, 202134
Lindsay Rae Browninit’s just foamThat Time My Mom and I Nearly Drowned in a Pit of BallsOn a scale of enjoying the smell of gasoline to enjoying the taste of gasoline, how much childhood trauma do you have?5d ago15d ago1
Lindsay Rae Browninit’s just foamDid You Know that a Bee’s Penis Explodes Upon Orgasm?And other things I’ve penned into people’s books6d ago26d ago2
Lindsay Rae Browninit’s just foamA List of Random Items this Sleep Goblin Slept Soundly with Last NightSleeping solo has its advantagesSep 151Sep 151
Lindsay Rae BrowninAge of EmpathyHow I Learned to Switch Off My Emotions and Live Comfortably NumbAnd why I’m not doing that anymoreSep 1429Sep 1429
Lindsay Rae Browninit’s just foamAll the Reasons I Would Hop Right Into That Creepy Unmarked Van Over ThereNothing will stop me from cuddling some fainting goats!Sep 126Sep 126
Lindsay Rae Browninit’s just foamSort of Interesting Things I Witnessed This SummerIncidents and observationsSep 75Sep 75
Lindsay Rae BrownPossible Reasons I Woke Up Sobbing in the Operating RoomMusings I had while high on morphineSep 64Sep 64
Lindsay Rae Browninit’s just foamIn the Event of My Death Next Tuesday, Please Use This Pre-Written ObituaryBecause only I can do my life (and death) justiceSep 113Sep 113
Lindsay Rae BrowninAge of EmpathyI Manic Pixie Dream Girl’d You, and for That, I Am Deeply Sorry“Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” –Robert FrostAug 1915Aug 1915